Tila Tequila Confused On Who David Lynch Is Again
Maybe she thinks he's a bisexual MySpace skank, which is why she is Twittering him out on a date. Which is also a real thing that real people do. Or maybe Tila Tequila actually does relate to mundanity of horror (and the horror of the mundane) that pervades Lynch's small-town America tableau, because she herself is wearing a mask forced upon her by Hollywood, and any second Rebekah Del Rio is going to start lip-syncing to Roy Orbison in Spanish while a midget dances around. Oh wait though, David Lynch is recently married. Welp, you can try for an artsy threesome, Tila.