Fashion guru and silver fox Tim Gunn commented on tween dream Hannah Montana's appearance, noting that "She's just a little too tart," and went on to say she looked 25, not 15, forgetting that's the end goal of every teenage girl. So Miley Cyrus/Hannah is right on track.

Unlike most teenage girls though, Hannah and Miley's look is personally manufactured by the Disney Channel, Annie Leibowitz, and whoever else on the PR payroll in the Burgeoning Sexuality Of Teenage Girls indystry. One might argue Project Runway, which Gunn hosts, is a cog in the very same machine, albeit on a different channel.

Mr. Gunn has been commenting on high-profile celebs a lot recently, including Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain. We're now turning to Gunn for every minor fashion question; he is the Carson Kressley of the late 00s.