While Rick Stengel was making friends all over the place at Tuesday night's Time 100 party, Ana Marie Cox was not. The Time.com Washington editor, we're told, was not an invited guest at the dinner portion of the evening — and as you can imagine, she wasn't pleased. If they could make room for random execs from Time's stable of advertisers, surely they could accommodate Ms. Wonkette.

Even after pleading with Time Inc.'s own events team for a dinner seat, she wasn't given one. So how'd she end up at the dinner? By resorting to our favorite third-grade tactic: stealing someone else's chair.

And she wasn't going to let the miced-up in-house organizers forget it: Once inside, she fired off a text message to one particular staffer who denied her request, saying only, "Ha!"

But Ana wasn't alone: We also hear Julia Allison wasn't given a proper seat either, which would explain her table hopping athletics. Though, in all likelihood, she would've bounced around the room and sat in laps either way.