We love this shit. When the world of media and magazines expands into other realms, or when celebrity and/or media incorporated into the nightlife scene in New York, we get a little giddy. It's like Jimmy Buffett bars or Teen Vogue television. Except this time, it's the nightlife guide everyone should read but doesn't and the part of New York only tourists go to.

It's a Time Out New York lounge! And it's called Time Out New York Lounge. Or, of course, TONY lounge for short. It is set to open in the Theater District's New World Stages, on W. 50th Street, and will cater to all the people who truly long for the return of Fashion Cafe and are sort of over Planet Hollywood and Hard Rock Cafe.

The TONY Lounge "will be open daily to the public and offer happy-hour specials," including its own awkwardly-named signature cocktail: the MarTONY.

Freakin' fabu, y'all. We can't wait until Lindsay Lohan plays Ophelia in Neil Simon's Hamlet and we can stop by after for a real drink.

Time Out New York To Open Off Broadway Lounge [Fishbowl, NY]