Lance Armstrong gave us (and Sheryl Crow) quite a scare when we read an article detailing how a yellow jersey-wearing American bicyclist "will have to forfeit his Tour de France title after arbitrators Thursday upheld the results of a test that showed [he] used synthetic testosterone to fuel his spectacular comeback victory."

We laughed. We cried. And then we realized it was just a boring article about some dude named Floyd Landis. [CNN]