The kids at The Smoking Gun took a break from chronicling Jeffrey Epstein's tales of underage sex romps to dig up a little dirt on our favorite exhausted actress, Lindsay Lohan.
Turns out Lohan's current producer, James G. Robinson, is a bit fed up with LaLo's hard-partying ways. In a letter to his least productive employee (full letter after the jump), Robinson writes that Lindsay is running out of "get out of work free" cards.
"Today, you did not show for work (all day). I am told you do not plan to come to work tomorrow because you are 'not feeling well' … We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so called 'exhaustion.' We refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior."
Of course they're aware. Hello! They read Vanity Fair. Robinson's letter was hand delivered to Lindsay at the hot party spot Chateu Marmont, and included fair warning that Lohan better shape up or she'll be shipped the fuck out.
While the scolding is actually quite funny, we do hope Lindsay actually took the time to stop blowing lines off the envelope it arrived in to actually open the letter and read it. We're sure there are at least one or two qualified actresses to jump in and take the spot.
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I knew it was the beginning of the end for this white trash kid from Long Island with a drunk for a mother and a dopey for a father, but this is it in writing. She's on the Tara Reid train to oblivion, and well she should be. Let's concentrate on the real good actresses coming up in the ranks who deserve nurturing. Enough peddling to these stupid girls. With the price of making movies and the price of seeing movies, let's put talent and honorable reputations back into the movie industry. Because the truth is that the viewers WANT to like the people who they are watching- it DOES matter who is up on that screen. Yes, maybe rock stars can still get away with the bad boy behavior, but not actors and actresses. Meg Ryan lost her appeal on Santa Monica Blvd with Russell Crowe, Russell Crowe will never sell out a picture again, like he did in Gladiator, Colin Farrell blew it, though he's trying to mend his ways, Johnny Depp had a revival when he went away and came back a family man… and on and on it goes.
poor lil gurl…
she is disgusting
What is wrong with you people!? LL is a young hottie who is great fun to watch on the big screen. That is all she pretends to be (at least so far). All you people should get a life and go pick on some real Hollywood weirdos like Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
she is twenty now… so time to stop using the young excuse
She isn't going to be fun to watch on the big screen when she looks like shit due to her partying. Besides JJ you are missing the whole point of this letter. It is setting Lohan up for a lawsuit. Films are expensive to make and you don't get an insurance day due to your star having "heat exhaustion". I hope they go after her for all the money she is costing them.
are u sure that was lindsay o' well she can party all she wants it's her choice but ur rite she shouldn't blow off all her movies or wat ever hope she gets it in shape she can still party but her job should come first am i rite or am i rite!!! GET IN GEAR LINDSAY UR A GREAT SINGER AND ACTRESS DONT THROW IT AWAY U RULE AT IT ALL!!!
I think that that letter was very appropriate and NEEDED sending to her. She is a spoiled little brat…I personally think she has NO talent and I am hoping one day the whole world or anybody who even knows her will see that she has NO talent. Go work at Burger King Lohan…oh wait the pretty ones have that job…I meant Waffle House..Lindsay would look great shouting short orders. Taking two dollar tips. But thats just my opinion. I'm sure they'll have something great to say about that too.
i think lindsay lohan rox and i luv her she is so kl!!!!
jonny
[...] Rule. (Okay, so two years has changed little.) The movie's producer, James G. Robinson, even sent her a letter, demanding she adopt more self-control. In the end, of course, Lohan finished the movie, which [...]