Okay, we admit it. We know it's pretty juvenile of us, but we're still thoroughly amused by this transcript from the Martha Stewart show.

On this very special episode of Martha, the special guest, Jennifer Garner, brings in her pooch for the occasion—who just happens to be named Martha Stewart, too!

So basically, you've got Jennifer Garner in the room with two Martha Stewarts, at least one of whom happens to be a bitch.

And the hilarity ensues….

Jennifer Garner: This is Martha Stewart Garner-Affleck … She's your namesake, so she can do anything.

Martha Stewart: Can you tell us about Martha Stewart's — the dog — new friend.

Jennifer Garner: Yep — we thought he was going to be a brother; his name is hutch. Instead, there's more of an amorous relationship.

Martha Stewart: Really??

Jennifer Garner: Yes, it turns out Martha can't get enough. Martha Stewart has a very healthy sex life.

Martha Stewart: For heaven sake! Look where they're living! They're living with sex symbols.

Jennifer Garner: Goodness gracious! Do you have to go there? We're making cupcakes!