First came the psycho drawings. Then came the totally off-the-wall letter that Michael Lohan sent to the London Sun. And now today, in the skeeviest gossip column of them all, we find out that Lindsay Lohan's dad is (supposedly) running around prison, bragging about banging his own daughter's stunt double. Lovely.

According to anonymous letter that arrived in Lloyd Grove's mail bin:

Michael Lohan's daily activities consist of continuously trying to impress inmates with tales of his wealth, sexual experiences with actresses, including having sex with his daughter's stunt double, and has gone as far as to say Paramount Pictures signed him to a $100 million contract to produce five movies upon [his] release," claims the correspondent.

Ew. That's just so wrong and disturbing. Almost more disturbing than Screech in a sex tape. We don't even really know what to say about it, to tell you the truth. Except that Keith Olbermann is probably cursing the skies right now and wondering why he can't get soft-core porn mail instead of anthrax letters.

Poison-pen treatment for Lohan's dad [Lloyd Grove, Lowdown]