…Page Six, for their day-after coverage of Marc Jacobs' return to rehab! Take a look below, paying special notice to the part where they mention that Jacobs' publicist is officially "dead" to them:

MARC Jacobs is back in rehab. The hard-partying designer, who has a problem with booze and drugs, flew straight from the Louis Vuitton show in Paris to a rehab center in Arizona last week. The WWD Web site "broke" the news yesterday - a couple of hours after we'd called Jacobs' mouthpiece, Kate Waters, to confirm our tip. Dear Kate: Next time, we won't bother calling you for comment since you double-crossed us.

Wow, Kate, that's gotta suck, right? I mean, no one wants to be on Page Six's shitlist! And right now, you've probably nestled yourself in there, right between billionaire Steve Bing (haha, we're totally kidding Steve, you're the best!) and Radar's Jeff Bercovici.

And in unrelated news, who knew fashionista Marc Jacobs was really just a four-eyed dweeb?