Tom Cruise Ditches Katie Holmes, Suri In Favor Of New Pretend-Family / Jossip

Tom Cruise Ditches Katie Holmes, Suri In Favor Of New Pretend-Family

According to a negligibly reputable publication we may or may not have heard of, there appears to be a growing trend of black people adopting white children. Which may or may not explain why overgrown little-person Tom Cruise has suddenly been invited to join the Will Smith/Jada Pinkett clan.

Dec 12, 2007 · Link · 2 Responses

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Tagged: Children, Jada Pinkett Smith, Race, Tom Cruise, Will Smith

Comments (2)

No. 1 DavidDust says:

And at the Smith/Pinkett holiday table, Tiny Tom exclaims "L. Ron Hubbard bless us, every one!".

Posted: Dec 12, 2007 at 12:24 pm

No. 2 ProfessorVP says:

What is substantially different about the Will-Jada marriage from the Tommy-Katie one, except Will seems a nicer person? 1) Scientologists all. 2) Seen kissing spouses a lot in awkward poses. 3) Trot out kids. 4) Men have fey/sexually ambiguous demeanor. 5) Did I mention they all belong to the church of Scientology? Y'know, those matchmakers for high-income closeted gays?

Posted: Dec 13, 2007 at 4:00 am