Tom Cruise Refuses to Let His Little Nazi Obsession Die in Peace
So many offensive Holocaust jokes possible, too much sense to make them

The new homeowner is back filming the final scenes of Valkyrie, the flick where he wears an eye patch and tries to assassinate Adolph Hitler, despite everyone calling for the flick's demise. Variety editor and granola blogger Peter Bart insists he's being told it's a "superb thriller," but the film has already had its release date pushed back twice. It's now set to open on Feb. 13, which happens to be Friday the 13th and Valentines Day and and Presidents’ Day weekend. That's balls/stupidity.
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