The ads in New York's subway cars for translation services make one thing pretty clear: If you don't speak English, you're destitute! Or so the Lou Dobbs Agenda would have you believe.

But in Bolivia, where this ad appears, the message, from First Class Institute, is the same: Being able to read, speak, and understand English will get you ahead in life.

And if you won't get you a better-paying job, at the very least it'll allow you to watch blockbuster movies in their original context. You know, instead of watching Minority Report as After Judgment.

Below, find out what what you'll think the titles of The Green Mile and Million Dollar Baby are if you don't speak English!

The Green Mile as Miracles Unexpectedly
Million Dollar Baby: Destiny Blows