
If it's a big deal movie project with Tom Cruise attached, then there's bound to be trouble in Tinseltown. Furniture assailant Cruise is already facing an uphill battle just to get his Nazi flick Valkyrie into theatres; it's been pushed back countless times, and should now arrive in a the cineplex on February 13, a cool $25 billion over budget. But that's not the only project Cruise is having a tough time getting his way with.
Columbia Pictures' Edwin A. Salt was supposed to star Cruise as a fictional CIA officer exposed as a spy. Then he went and demanded a $20 million payday, unaware that his status in Hollywood is one notch above, or below, "joke," and that those blockbuster salaries are usually reserved for actors whose first names are Will and whose last names are Smith.
There's also the fact that Cruise is an old man now, and he's got back fat.
The reasons for Cruise’s departure are not just his diminished popularity, negative public opinion and Scientology — although those would be good enough. It’s also just generational. Cruise is 45. His heyday as a box office star — if he ever had one — is over.
Like past huge leading action stars such as Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cruise must face the brutal facts of aging. Ironically, he’s been replaced by Will Smith, whom Cruise has courted for Scientology. Talk about rubbing "Salt" in a wound!
Of course, it doesn’t help that his last big feature, "Mission Impossible 3," was eons ago, in Hollywood terms — 2006. On top of that, even a film shot now and released next summer would have to erase in the audience’s mind Cruise’s upcoming release, "Valkyrie," aka The Nazi Movie, due next February.
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This is a hilarious post! "Furniture assailant"! Oh man, you guys really know how to crack your readers up!
I think this post was supposed to be clever and witty - it, however, failed.
Good luck though… Judging from the comment above, it did work for braying morons.
As a writer, you're a notch above, or below Perez Hilton.
Great post. Sounds like shaunindustry is trying to enturbulate sp's on this board. Maybe he should go have his engrams exorcised so he can get clear.
David Hauslaib is a loser and has brains shoved up his BUTT.
Tom is SO over! Nobody wants to see his movies, or hear about his baby, or his life, just go away TOM!
SHAUN and TED, the cult is paging you, they need you back at the base to resume your ditch-digging duties now!
Look people: firstly Fiona, nice try at being clever - you've failed as well. Secondly, I don't like Tom Cruise any more than anyone else, and I'm not a Scientologist (I had to look up "enturbulate", mostly because it isn't a real word). I just thought that the writing lacked wit. Calling people names and tossing out stupid catch-phases isn't clever. It's Perez Hilton and frankly, I think Jossip can do better.
Shaun, Jossip's awaiting. What's keeping you?
$25 billion over budget? How is that possible? Or is this yet another example of shoddy copy editing in online news?
Ahh, I'm not too bothered by the production route, surrounding this film.
It's definitely among my list of most anticipated…for 2009, now.
As long as their taking the steps to have the final product be great…it should be fine!!
Tom still has hope. He'll remain a fixture at the A-list events if Katie gets a few hits