Since Tom Cruise won’t leave us alone, we won’t leave Tom Cruise alone. So there!
As he marches toward Oprah’s broadcast for May sweeps, you’re going to need a cheat sheet about his first return to her couch since his infamous June 2005 high-jump. So what can you expect as Oprah grovels for ratings and Cruise commemorates the 25th anniversary of Risky Business?
• Cruise’s interview is being filmed in two parts. The first part already wrapped at his home in Telluride, and airs this Friday. On May 5, he returns to Oprah’s Chicago studio.
• Oprah told audiences at a Las Vegas show taping that she’ll be asking Cruise “about Scientology, his verbal smackdown with Matt Lauer on the Today show and, yes, the infamous couch-jumping incident.”
• Oprah producers made Cruise promise to wear ankle weights to keep him from jumping too high.
(One of these bullet points is not true.)
[Malkin]
*KSW: Keep Scientology working
Editorial Director
Hunh. No movie to promote, no woman to stalk, no hideous personal crisis to bare…
Wait, that’s it! Personal crisis! It’s the Church of Scientology!
Seriously. The CoS has been facing ever-increasing protests from the Anonymous movement, and the huge May picket is on its way. Have you noticed all of the GoogleAds Scientology’s suddenly bought up? Then you’ll definitely notice them wheeling out their top recruit to buff the religion’s credentials.
It’s just gross. Scientology’s a cult, a harmful cult that divides families, brainwashes members and harasses critics relentlessly. They actively recruit celebrities for the free PR, while treating their average member like crap.
Inform yourself. Check out Anonymous, Jason Beghe, and Xenu.net before the Cruise blitz begins — and then laugh as you watch him lie lie lie lie lie.
A CELEBRITY CIRCLE-JERK
OPRAH WILL NOT ASK HIM TOUGH QUESTIONS!
Cruise and his CULT will have time to prepare.
the fix is in.
Don’t insult Tom! He’s a wonderful actor. Well, he used to be a decent actor. He used to be a marketable movie star.
Then Scientology came along and demanded he do more. They demanded he pay more money. They demanded he abandon anyone who didn’t submit to Scientology. They “found” him a new wife.
I’m not suggesting that we should forget his irrational rants against psychiatry, the couch-jumping incident, his bizarre Scientology indoctrination video or his controlling behavior towards Katie Holmes. But look at all this man has lost because of Scientology. Worst of all, he has lost his mind.
Scientology is serious business.
Just a few of the things Scientology doesn’t want you to know about:
Operation Snow White
Operation Freakout
Project Normandy
Fair Game
Battletoad Earth - Operation: Fairgamestop
Tom has failed, and he deserves everything he is getting from the public. jack *hit