We don't think things for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes could get any weirder than this.

In a recent browsing of Star magazine, Lloyd Grove came across this truly psychotic piece of information.

"He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams," a source tells the mag. "In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery."

Whatever it takes. Even it means holding a pillow over her head until she shuts the fuck the up so that Tom can take the baby and offer it up to the alien gods as sacrifice for getting his career back.

Something for Holmes to chew on [Lloyd Grove, Daily News]