OMG! Tomorrow is best day ever … well, not for us. We can never leave our apartments. But for all of you who are free to roam the city, tomorrow is the best day ever. Well … unless you're lactose intolerant. Oh, this could go on all day.
One of our dearest readers pointed us to this day of days, which many of you wait for in the anticipation with which Lindsay Lohan waits for her period. Free Ben & Jerry's ice cream day!

While we never fully understand the phenomenon of people standing around for hours for anything free, we couldn't have summed up the joy of tomorrow better than our tipster: "Get your ice cream fix for nada at participating Ben & Jerry's locations … because the only thing better than Phish Food is free Phish Food." Well … except for free Cherry Garcia.
