Good news, fans of the crop of talented writers that include Jenna Jameson and Nicole Richie. There's another beach read in the midst, with plenty of stories you can relate to: Falling in love, getting pregnant with your first child, and spending your youth on a hit TV show that your stinking rich father produced. That's right gals and gays, Tori Spelling is putting the proverbial pen to paper.

Simon & Schuster will publish the book by the former Beverly Hills 90210 star and expectant mom, who is due this spring. The collection of recollections will be complied when "the baby is napping," Spelling tells USA Today, and will likely be done with the help of a ghostwriter.

The ghostwriter will certainly come in handy — especially when Tori's agent informs her that writing a memoir actually involves stringing verbs, nouns, and adjectives together to create anecdotes that require four, sometimes five sentences to explain.