Curbed has the latest scoop on every New York publications fave topics of the month: Brooklyn and Grocery stores.

Bonus, they even merge together into the same story like one big Observer on New York magazine orgy. Luckily there spawn will have a huge house and plenty of food. Cheap food at that.

I!ve just been told by a VERY reliable Brooklyn source (third generation owner of a certain eponymous hardware institution) that Trader Joe's is building in Brooklyn, although he wouldn't say where. He confirmed that it's not Fairway or Whole Foods, so no confusion possible there. Anyone have any ideas?

And with that, a whole new front in the Grocery Wars opens up.

And as annoying as those Park Slope "grups" and baby book clubbers are, we guarantee there won't be any such ridiculous sight as 200 people standing in line and stabbing each other for peanuts.

Rumor of the Day: TJ's in Brooklyn? [Curbed]