Perhaps you bought into the hype of New York's first Trader Joe's. Us? We walked down 14th Street, saw the queue, laughed at those waiting to fill their baskets with Sundried Tomato Antipasto, and spent the evening at our new home, the Blue Owl. Not all of you, however, were as wise as our liquor-soaked liver and actually ventured in, leaving Whole Foods and Food Emporium in your high-octane foodie dust — and walking out of TJ's with complaints instead of Berry Mango Wholegrain Bran Muffins.

Dont buy the Pie'ld High Apple Pie- there is just air under that mountanous crust. I just returned mine bc paying $8 for a regular plain apple pie is ridiculous.

Especially when you could buy two Wasabe-Sake Mustards for that price.