Thank you to Gothamist for pointing us towards the latest development in the fight to spread HPV — the Internet bartender stalker site, ny-hottoddies.com.

The website helps desperados stalk Lower East Side bartenders who will they have a shot at going home with. Little "reviews" of the guys accompany the photo and location of the dudes. Ok, even Intern Zack is a little creeped out, describing the site as "perfect for those skeevy girls that love going home at 5am with bartenders. I think this just disturbs me greatly more than anything else."

While Jake Dobkin gives the site a semi-raving review, we think this is probably the most skanked out thing we've ever seen. Not to mention (and no offense guys but) the guys on the map are nothing outrageous. But, we've pulled from featured "Toddy" Lukus' write-up, just for kicks.

If you were in the desert feeling hot and thirsty and you saw this Toddie at the bar, you would think Lukus was a tall glass of cool water… by the time we got one & one on one of our “research” nights (aka: trolling for Toddies) we were too drunk & full of pasties from the tuck shop to fully interact and engage in conversation with him … the next morning when we saw the pictures of him we were very, very happy indeed. And that is a good, good thing for both blurry, drunken, and hung-over eyes.

Our response? "Put down the cocktails and close your legs for five minutes before Jason Horowitz gets inspired to make this next week's column."

Map of the Day: Hot Bartenders in LES [Jake Dokin, Gothamist]
Hot Toddies [NY-Hot Toddies]