As we interrupted our weekend to tell you, the five-month engagement between Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis has come to an abrupt end.

Oh, who are we kidding? Even the rarely cognisant Anna Nicole Smith probably saw this coming for weeks, if not months. But like a PR smarty, Hilton's camp released the news on Friday evening, which meant you spent the weekend enjoying the July-like weather instead of worrying whether she'll return that 24-carat rock.

Yeah, seriously, is she going to return it? Even Latsis' billionaire family isn't that generous, since kiddo Paris' net worth is rivaled by Tinkerbell's weekday jewelry.