Did you vote for your fave Dancing with the Stars contestant last night? Ok, we know it's kind of lame, and if Tucker Carlson gets kicked off we may not ever watch it again …. but, yes, we watched it for him.
Honestly, Tucker wasn't that bad! Though he did sit down for the first 30 seconds of the dance, and he struck a few awkward poses, we don't think he deserved to be called "an awful mess." Jossip just hopes his determination and charm wins over some of the voters at home. (We don't know why we're so obsessed with Tucker. Maybe it's because he sends our Intern signed photographs, or because he's the frat boy friend we never had … we just really don't want him to get kicked off Stars, ok?)
Plus we think it's Tucker's dance partner who screwed it all up. She didn't work closely with him to teach him the graceful art of dance. Jerry Springer's dance partner stuck with him. Seriously, even Springer beat Tucker … but only because he was so cute when he was nervous.
Emmit Smith and Mario Lopez ruled the front of line (yes, they totally rocked) with Carlson and Springer at the back. Proving what we all know — white guys can't dance.
At least Tucker looked like he was having fun out there! Harry Hamlin was so stiff and serious, it was like he was having a root canal.
GO TUCKER!