Oh, our poor Tucker Carlson. Nobody loves him the way Jossip loves him. Really. Even his good friend Willie Geist is blogging about how Tucker is an embarrassment to humanity.

Tucker is a legitimately great man and a good friend, but when he dances, he’s not only an embarrassment to himself and his family, but a living, breathing affront to rhythm and movement in space.

Aw. But we love the Tucker dance tape! It’s given us a reason to live! Well, it also inspires news that gives us a reason to live. News like, the Toronto Star is the first media outlet to use the term “douchebag” in an article. Yes, Tucker Carlson is the recipient of this honor, bestowed on him by TV reporter Vinay Menon , and realized by Eat the Press' Rachel Sklar.

Menon, who seems to disapprove of Carlson’s extracurricular television choices, recalled Carlson’s days on CNN’s “Crossfire,” where “he often came across as just another smug douchebag in the beltway.”

But, in following the rules of douchbaggery, bringing the word "douchebag" into journalism vernacular automatically counters one's douchiness. So, read this piece. It's the last time someone can call Tucker a douchebag and actually be right about it.

Toronto Star Describes Tucker Carlson, Becomes First Mainstream Newspaper To Break The "Douchebag" Barrier [Eat the Press]