Tucker Carlson Gets The Boot on Dancing with the Stars
America, you have let us down. You had the chance to vote off Sarah Evans, but you booted out poor Tucker Carlson.

We've been playing "Bad Day" and drinking whiskey since 9 last night. The only thing that helps cure the pain is the realization that we never have to watch this show again.
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Poor Tucker! He looked kinda hurt by the whole thing. I still think those evil Claymates were behind it. Oh, well…JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!!!