Two People You Have Stopped Caring About Did Similar Things
Get off the tables, you two
• WHILE zipped-up Jennifer Aniston was working in Philly over the weekend, her wild beau, John "The Player" Mayer, was tearing it up in New York. Revelers at the Anchor Bar in SoHo spotted the crooner "dancing on a table and chugging vodka straight from the bottle" at about 3 a.m. Saturday. In contrast, Aniston's tame weekend included a "low-key Saturday night dinner" at the Philadelphia eatery El Vez "with three girlfriends and two bodyguards." [P6]
• Rumer Willis, 19-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, fueled by Red Bull and dancing at the Plumm on a table to the Smiths' "How Soon Is Now?" [R&M]
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Boy, you've got to be really full of yourself to think that anyone will think you're cool dancing in public on a table. To me, that just spells.
L-O-S-E-R.
Now that Jen's need for JOhn is apparently over, you don't see them together anywhere!