Tyra Banks has finally fulfilled her wish of making Barack Obama’s run for the presidency all about her. In the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar, TyTy poses as America’s First Lady (God help us if that ever becomes a reality) and discusses how Barack’s progress affected her.

When Barack won the nomination, I just started bawling. I started calling all these people, and everybody was talking to me like I was crazy. They’re like, ‘Well, he hasn’t won yet,’ but I’m like, ‘Yes, he has, because he’s gotten this far.’

And, because Tyra’s the authority on all things presidential, she offered up her inane advice to Michelle Obama (to which Michelle is hopefully like, “No thanks”).

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