A Seattle woman was stabbed Wednesday night for talking too loudly during America’s Next Top Model. Yes, you read that correctly.

The victim, 42, was reportedly talking too much throughout the episode, and one of the other viewers became so angry — because what Tyra Banks has to say is deep, people — that she stabbed the woman in the chest. Police arrived to find the victim lying on a couch with blood everywhere and clumps of hair missing.

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