The pretty face of Ralph Lauren is now all cut up. An unexplained car crash yesterday left model-actor Tyson Beckford bruised and sliced (reminds us of a certain hotel desk clerk). Around 5am he was rushed to Jersey City Medical Center, which gives us the feeling his cuts are going to get more infected.

If only Tyson had learned about driving safely from that Toni Braxton video. She wanted you to unbreak her heart, Tyson! Pay attention. (And feel better.) The MTV Beach House will never feel the same.