There were plenty of memorable moments from last night's Gossip Girl. But which was the finest of them all?

We tossed around a few ideas ("Wow! The unnamed Asian friend knows all about science and engineering. Quelle surprise!" and "Ha. The date-rapist managed to seal the deal with the slutty Princeton rep") before settling on what we firmly believe to be the cream of the crop.

So take the poll, let us know which moment was your absolute favorite, and feel free to berate us for leaving out the slutty gym-clothes field hockey melée in the comments.