Unable to Get Virgin Mascot Laid, Jane Settles for Bar Bukkake

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If Jane magazine's attempt at boosting its website traffic via 29-year-old virgin Sarah diMuro hasn't annoyed you to the point of canceling your subscription, there's one last chance for you to dump Brandon Holley's rag. Tonight, as Sarah – who's been going on Jane-funded dates picked by readers to find the man to lose her virginity to – turns 30, Jane staffers are gathering around the booze to hope someone gets laid. And if it ain't diMuro, surely there's a lowly staffer whose new eyeliner choice is the ticket to finding a man.

Nov 7, 2006 · posted by David Hauslaib, Jossip · Link · Respond
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