Unlike His Wife, Tom Cruise Will Spare Theatre-Goers
 

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Because half of the gossip news cycle is not what is happening, but what isn't, today's breaking news out of the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes camp is that the one slightly more interested in sleeping with women will not be headed to Broadway as SOME REPORTS HAVE CLAIMED! Sure, Katie Holmes will make her debut in Arthur Miller's All My Sons, where ticket sales are nothing to boast about, but the closest Cruise will get to the Broadway stage is showing up on Katie's opening night. He will then retreat to Hollywood, which doesn't want him either.

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