
It was Tyrese who finally gave us the three-is-a-trend verification when it came to celebrity domestic abuse allegations. (The first and second gift givers: sportscaster Jim Lampley and DJ El Cucuy). Now comes word (as always, via TMZ) that we're on the cusp of the latest celebrity trend: houses burning down.
First it was Lost star Evangeline Lily (pictured), whose house in Hawaii burned to a crisp. And now today arrives news that Suzanne Somers home in Malibu now more closely resembles her fried bangs. That's two celeb homes taken by flames, which can only mean one thing: it's just a matter of days before a third B-lister loses their sancutary from the paparazzi they court.
So who's it going to be? Kristin Cavallari is an instant shoe-in, and Tara Conner would make Donald Trump's day. We'd hope for a headline-making Angelina Jolie extra-crispy incident, but does that woman even live in a house these days, or a traveling caravan of orphans? The comments section is where you make your guesses, winners.
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Mischa Barton or Nicole Richie…or Lindsey Lohan, if she had a home besides alternating hospital rooms for clubs…
Natasha Lyonne, obvs. Doesn't she live in cardboard box these days anyway?
The ubiquitous Tara Reid! Although I'm surprised that she hasn't burst into flames already, with that toxic cocktail of chemicals in her system, flammable hair and ever-present cig.
Other suggestions: Debbie Matenopolous or any of the finalists from American Idol.