Yesterday, we told you that Liev Schrieber was feeling "misunderstood," blaming his creepy image on his eyebrows and large hulking frame, and copping to sex on the Staten Island Ferry, (possibly to demonstrate his fun-side).

In fact, Page Six ran some of Schrieber's quotes from the upcoming issue of Elle Magazine:

I come off as psychotic . . . I'm misrepresented as a scary person. I'm not. It's all about my size and my eyebrows.

See? Poor, misunderstood Schrieber is just a victim of his intimidating brows! But, wait! Here's the part of the quote those Page Sixers left out:

I've always had an octogenarian fetish. I find old women at funerals and weddings attractive; I have this weird mortality thing.

Schrieber? We hate to be the ones to tell you this, but it ain't just the eyebrows, kid.