Maybe we're just still hung over from downing all those Tanq and Tonics last night (watching Dita Von Teese shake her pasties is not for the sober) but, uh, we're just a bit confused on why exactly this Us Weekly cover is an exclusive.

Mostly because we sort of feel like Denise Richard's "side of the story" is the only story that's out there. Yeah, yeah, we know Charlie Sheen released a statement defending himself against abuse charges … but it's almost too late. We've heard Denise's side, and unless Us can beat the "pregnant cunt" remark we're just not falling for this exclusive BS.

Us Exclusive: Denise Speaks [Us Weekly]