Is it possible for someone as annoying as Joan Rivers to find love? With the help of Doctor Phil and Match.com, she might have a chance to find that smart, funny, elegant guy she's been waiting for.

Choice Joan profile quotes include:

• If I had to choose between Brad Pitt stripped to the waist or an old George Clooney in a dinner jacket, George would win hands down.

• I’ve been told that I am very good looking for my age and am very funny.

• Favorite Things: Non-fat Cool Whip, M&Ms, dark meat turkey taken out of my dogs bowls …"

• I travel in snappy circles.

Come on — we dare ya' to send Joan a wink. We're sending one to Defamer right now for brightening up our dark, gossipless day.

Joan Rivers Not Above Internet Hook-Ups [Defamer]
Joan Needs Love Too [MySpace]