Normally, we're not in the habit of running press releases for products … but this really is just sick. Just, like, flippin' crazy. As though it weren't bad enough that a museum full of wax celebrities exists in the first place, now they are actually promoting the products that are in this gross place.

This one is from KMC PR, who apparently reps the Stokke™ Sleepi™ bassinet that little baby Shiloh Pitt-Jolie sleeps in. And yes, little wax baby Shiloh sleeps in one too. (We're cooing and puking at the same time.)

It's bad enough that her parents whore her out, but does Shiloh really need these well-heeled PR princesses making commission off her baby powdered ass? Plus, what kind of crappy campaign totes: "a wax doll sleeps on our crib and she rests so peacefully. Go see for yourself." We'll do you a favor. Spare the wax museum trip, and just read the press release. We promise it's much more entertaining.

From: [Redacted]
Sent: Fri, August 11, 2006 5:13 pm
To: [redacted]
Subject: Madame Tussaud Adds Stokke to Brad and Angelina exhibit

A lifelike wax figure of Baby Shiloh sleeps peacefully in her Stokke™ Sleepi™ bassinet at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in New York City. In an effort to create accurate settings for some of the world’s most sought after celebrities, the Museum recently added the wooden bassinet when it was reported that the couple purchased Stokke™ for Shiloh’s nursery in California.

The Stokke™ Sleepi™ bassinet (www.stokkeusa.com) grows with the child and becomes a crib, toddler bed and junior bed, sized for children up to about eight years of age.

The exhibit, which is one of the most popular spots in the Museum, will remain on display in New York through August and will possibly appear in other locations throughout the country in coming months.

A photo of the exhibit is attached. Please call if you have any further questions or needs.

Best regards,
Alise Kreditor
KMC
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