Our gay younger brother, Queerty, has quickly alerted us to the existence of Starring. 'But what,' you might ask, 'is Starring?' Why, it's none other than Jeremy Scott's dazzling foray into short film and daytime television mockery!

And with its horrible stage acting, melodramatic camera angles and a faux commercial where Amber Valetta reveals her secret to alleviating menstrual cramps, the 20-minute short definitely delivers. Scott, a fashion designer with roots in the Midwest, claims his inspiration was "TV soap operas and the gorgeous women who inhabit them," and cast Tori "Notorious" Spelling, China Chow and Ms. Valetta in his parody/homage. We hope you appreciate the fruits of his labors.

Click here for the two-part cinematic masterpiece.