In case the prospect of being single, involuntarily celibate and doomed to spend your Friday nights watching reruns of Grey's Anatomy (with your cat, McWhiskers) weren't already humiliating enough, the NYT has taken the liberty of pointing out that, yes, even your grandparents are getting more between-the-sheets action than you are.

True, they also suffer from standard old-person afflictions (such as reduced desire and erectile difficulties) but there are upsides to aging as well, including decreased inhibitions and the end of the dreaded "toothy blowjob."

[NYT]