Did you hear the news? Miss America is abandoning her perch over at Viacom's Country Music Television and heading over to The Learning Channel instead.

Because there's truly nothing more educational than watching a bunch of tiara-wearing debutantes parading around in their bikinis while entreat us to enthusiastic, off-key (and slightly nasal) rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner" while articulating their irrepressible desire for world peace.

God bless America.

[B&C]