The Goldmans can’t say that O.J. Simpson never did anything nice for them. Last week’s bizarre robbery in Las Vegas should do more to help sales of If I Did It than an hour with a disapproving Oprah.

So while Beaufort Books is pumping up for what should be their best selling book of all time—it should do better than Don't Come Back Until You Find It: Tales from an Antiques Dealer—O.J. is sweating it out in a Las Vegas jail waiting for a bail hearing tomorrow morning.

Since he really did do it this time, O.J. can expect to face up to 30 years in jail for each count of armed robbery. But Simpson might get off the hook for the armed robbery charge because his accomplices were carrying weapons, not him. Besides, everyone knows The Juice is not a gun man.

Tomorrow at the bail hearing, Simpson will likely be charged with seven felonies and one gross misdemeanor.

Like last time, there’s a mountain of forensic evidence for O.J. to overcome, including a tape of him during the robbery which one of his associates sold to TMZ.

But with Simpson’s luck, something will be off in the tracking of the tape and the jury will buy his “sting operation” defense.