While the Eliot Spitzer beat reporters work to suss out the rest of Clients 1-10, another big name is being brought into the mix: Charlie Sheen. The reformed sitcom star, known for his drug binges that daddy Martin had him arrested for, allegedly enlisted the services of Spitzer’s very girl, a then 19-year-old child of privilege Ashley Alexandra Dupre, for a $20,000 romp. Jason “King of all Pimps” Itzler makes the accusation that Dupre worked for him, under the name Victoria, at call girl agency New York Confidential, and dressed up as a cheerleader for her trysts with Sheen. For obvious reasons, the actor’s publicist, Stan Rosenfield, calls the allegations bullshit. (So do much of the media.)

Either way, this can’t be good for Sheen’s just-announced endorsement deal with Hanes.

And for the kicker: On Tuesday night, Conan joked, “Not surprisingly, clients 1 through 8 were Charlie Sheen.”