What Qualifies You to Spit Out Pithy Blog Posts From MTV's Red Carpet?

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"When the Backstreet Boys came to visit my junior high, I didn’t even flinch! Granted, that was over 10 years ago, so they weren’t at the peak of their game, but even so I was cool and collected. I also type fast like lightening and I’m extremely perceptive. As for Harry Potter vs Spiderman, I doubt they would fight to begin with - maybe Harry loaned his vibrating broomstick to Harry’s main squeeze Lily, causing fireworks at Hogwart’s? - but if so, I imagine Harry would win. Spidey could easily fling himself out of the way, and scoop up Hermione as he hit the road. But then Harry could retaliate by turning Spiderman into an actual squishable spider, so there goes that plan. But I digress! I also have a winning smile, an ability to speak to/about Mike Meyers without imitating any of the characters from Austin Powers (thought I would be happy to give it a try, even at the risk of humiliating myself), and the ability to be sarcastic without being offensive. My written and verbal communication skills are phenomenal, and my commentary would crack everyone up. Finally, I’m also a whore for pop culture, so I’m up to date on who’s with who, what movies will be the next mega-hits (can we say Twilight?), and what everyone should and shouldn’t be wearing"

That is one girl's application essay to be MTV's 2008 Movie Awards blogger. [MTV]

May 12, 2008 · posted by david · Link · Respond
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