Now that he's exhausted all avenues of publicity — namely, Good Morning America and Chelsea Lately — Christopher Ciccone is taking his book tour to the web. As if there aren't enough places on the information superhighway trashing Madonna, Ciccone's started a blog to add to the fray where, he says, some of the material that lawyers kept out of the book appears. Which means you will find tales of Madonna pooping herself and Madonna sucking a guy off while the guy blows Christopher. Lawyers indeed!
But our favorite part of Ciccone's blogging so far? Madonna whining, in August 1993, about a savage Us Weekly article.
We are rehearsing the song Erotica when Liz Rosenberg walks in and informs Madonna that they need to talk. They go into a room and all of us suddenly hear Madonna cry like a baby. "My tour is selling, "Rain" is a hit and they are still saying this about me!" she shouts. Liz and her then walk out the door as Madonna keeps crying, "Why am I being punished?"
I walk in Liz's office and see an article by US Magazine called "Immaterial Girl" which has to be the most nasty article ever written about Madonna. It reads like it has been written by a jealous 12 year old and has quotes from several industry insiders about the supposed end of her career. It was written by some unknown writer (Jamie something) who was never heard of again after the article. Madonna and her team know how to stop people's careers, especially when they try to stop hers.
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i think the blog has since been taken down but a simple search shows the immaterial girl article was not published until 10/93 and the writer jamie whatever is still a published writer (http://www.jamiemalanowski.com/works.html)… just a little fact checking. :)
Maybe someone had a stroke of conscience? But really, just the sight of Madonna anymore is enough to make ME poop myself!! hee hee! Maybe when she tours this Halloween she can give someone a Frenchie with her candy-lips of WAX… Just because she hasn't grown-up doesn't mean her brother can't.