Confession time: we’ve spent more New Year’s than we’d like to remember staying in, watching Sex and the City, pretending that we really wanted a quiet night anyway.

Of course we were lying to ourselves. Whether you like it or not, New Year’s is a barometer of your social life. Spending the evening watching a Twilight Zone marathon is sad, and now you’re sad. Break out the sad emoticon: :(

Anyway, in case you still don’t have plans, we have taken the liberty of going through some press releases to find some plans for your sorry self.

Tickets are still available for a New Year’s at Butter. For $165, you’d be stupid not to go. In case you forgot, famous people like Lindsay Lohan frequent Butter. If you go to Butter tonight, you could be close to being famous yourself.