Exciting new New York-only services for the extremely lazy. Rob Rizzo’s Wakozi, which bills itself as a reinvented Kozmo, lets you place orders at participating stores in your neighborhood and have them deliver your beer and condoms to your doorstep. And Scott Sinclair’s The Box Butler takes self-storage to a whole new level of YOU’RE A FAT ASS: Pack your belongings in their pods, create an itinerary of what’s in what, have them drive away with your crap, then call them up whenever you need access to your stuff and they’ll have a hot model (no, really) ride up in a truck to drop it off.