Reading The New Yorker each week is a lot of responsibility, so here is our completely biased guide about what to check out.

This is a new feature, so just assume from now on that Talk of the Town is out. Guess what, the Bush administration sucks and a lot of funny things happen around the city. Moving on.

All the features this week are ostensibly boring, but probably will end up being great because they're well-written. The New Yorker is predictable like that.

The back of the book is much more intriguing with Alex Ross reviewing Radiohead's guitarist Jonny Greenwood's compositions, Nancy "YouTube Who?" Franklin writing up In Treatment, and David Denby criticizing How She Move, along with the whole dance genre.

For our money, How She Move is the piece to read. When high culture judges low culture, everyone comes out either snobbish and stupid, the adjectives that describe us best.