Now that Queen Oprah has announced her show on ABC will end after 2011 (hmm…right before the next election cycle…) what will become of the world's only African-American billionaire? Set up more schools in Africa? Try to get some more magazines off the ground only to have them shuttered? What?

No, Ms. Winfrey doesn't plan to go without a fight, and her leaving ABC is only a closed door that opened a window to allow the most influential woman ever to spend more time on her OWN.

The expectation is that after that, her show will go off of ABC in syndication and she will come to OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network)," Discovery CEO David Zaslav said on the company's first earnings call as a public company. "We're talking now about what the presence will be and what kind of programming she would be involved in directly. But this is her Chapter 2, and building the OWN brand online and on-air is . . . a core mission for her."

Yes, it's time for Oprah to take some time and focus on her OWN brand, instead of propping up everyone elses'. Pretty soon that Onion headline will come true and we will all be living in Oprah's fifth dimension. You go, girl!