What Will You Name Your Vagina Today?
Ol' Hatchet Wound
 


Did you know that 90% of women name their vaginas, and "beaver" is one of the most popular? At least it is in Australia, where they've taken to premiering Kotex tampon commercials featuring an animated beaver that helps women make life decisions. Like which tampons to buy, natch.

Okay Science, I'll grant you that some women name their hoo-haas, but 90%?? And beaver? Who did you poll for your answers, the women featured in Penthouse letters?

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No. 1 · Ruth

I don't buy it, either. My poor little Hungry Taco doesn't have a name, and I even name the squirrels outside my window.

Posted: Nov 12, 2008 at 3:47 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · jake

I think a lot of women also like to name their magic wands!

Posted: Nov 12, 2008 at 4:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Keagan

Crazy–I saw the girls on Australia's Next Top Model filming the beaver commercials as a challenge and I was sure it was a joke!

Posted: Nov 13, 2008 at 1:20 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · liz

it's so surprising, to me at least, that this has made the rounds all over the blogs i read because i have heard nary a word about it on aussie blog and news sites. weird.

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 7:16 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · gib

aussis have a great sense of humor regarding hoohas… remember that old antz pantz commercial with the ant eater??

Posted: Nov 14, 2008 at 9:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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