Two Thanksgiving scenarios: Either your parents demanded you stay off your laptop and spend time with your family and you had to secretly check your email on your BlackBerry while the turkey was carved, or you spent your entire long weekend glued to your MacBook Pro, hoping for a high school acquaintance to update their Facebook with some lame party announcement just so you could get out of the house.

Either way, here are some of the stories you may have missed while you were trying to drink your way to family tolerance.

‐ The world's oldest pot stash was found by researchers who declared the Chinese cannabis to have a high THC content and had been used for "visionary purposes." Yeah right, that's what we told the freshman RA when we got caught too.

• Michael Wolff snitches in his new book that Bill O'Reilly is not winning any friends over at Fox News:

“It is not just Murdoch (and everybody else at News Corp.’s highest levels) who absolutely despises Bill O’Reilly, the bullying, mean-spirited, and hugely successful evening commentator,” Wolff wrote, “but [Fox News chief executive] Roger Ailes himself who loathes him. Success, however, has cemented everyone to each other."

• The Cable Gamer calls foul on Michael Calderone's assessment of Wolff's Murdoch book, The Man Who Owns The News, since the Politico writer got an advance copy under a "special agreement." Ooh, shady! But not really: the contract only said the blogger couldn't write about the book before a certain time, quid pro quo in the advance-copy book business. Didn't mean Calderone had to agree with the guy.