Call us crazy, but PlayStations are the last thing we would have accredited to taking over the realm of physical fitness. Don't video games make you eat Doritos and sit around getting fat? Not anymore.

See, now when Trixie Winkle gets her kids and her nanny all packed into the car, and the driver takes them off to school, she will have Timmy's PlayStation all to herself.

It all sounds great, right? Trixie can work-out, she never has to leave the house and go on the street with the regular people. That is until one day, Trixie wakes up, and realizes that no matter how cool her new best friend Mandy the PlayStation work-out gal is, she really misses the true purpose of exercise for middle-aged women in New York — sleeping with her tennis instructor.

And we really don't think PlayStation has gotten quite that advanced yet.

Pop Them in, and They're Ready to Push You [Catherine Sain Louis, New York Times]